WELCOME TO KUZAKHSTAN
> fictional wojak country
> 1,000,000,000 $KUZAK total supply
> launched on pumpfun
> glorious nation of kuzakhstan
> all citizens are wojaks
Apply for citizenship.
Join the nation.
Become wojak.
HOW TO APPLY FOR KUZAKHSTAN PASSPORT
Official Citizenship Application Process
KUZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF WOJAK AFFAIRS
Form KW-420 • Citizenship Application • Est. 2025
STEP 1: SUBMIT APPLICATION
Required:Proof of wojak heritage (any wojak meme will do)
Document Type:Form KW-420 (Digital submission accepted)
Processing Time:Instant if you hold $KUZAK
> be me
> want to become kuzakhstan citizen
> fill out form
> realize I am already wojak
> approved instantly
STEP 2: ACQUIRE CITIZENSHIP TOKEN
Token Name:$KUZAK (Official currency of Kuzakhstan)
Where to Buy:PumpFun, DexScreener
Minimum Amount:Any amount makes you citizen
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTICE
By purchasing $KUZAK, you automatically become a citizen of the Fictional Wojak Nation. No backsies. You are now wojak forever.
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BUY $KUZAK
OFFICIAL PASSPORT
Citizen #420691337
STEP 3: RECEIVE YOUR PASSPORT
Delivery Method:Digital (NFT) or Spiritual (automatically in your heart)
Passport Benefits:Bragging rights, wojak status, meme credentials
Visa Requirements:None. All wojaks welcome always.
"I applied for citizenship as a joke. Now I'm the Minister of Memes in Kuzakhstan. Life comes at you fast." - Anonymous Wojak #69420
CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN!
You are now officially part of the Kuzakhstan Wojak Nation
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Capital: Wojakcity
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Language: Greentext
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Currency: $KUZAK
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National Anthem: "Feels Good Man"
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$KUZAK - 1B SUPPLY - PUMPFUN
"The Fictional Wojak Nation. Est. Never."
📌 STICKY: $KUZAK TOKENOMICS
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $KUZAK
Launch Platform: PumpFun
Contract: [BECOME CITIZEN FIRST]
National Treasury: Secured by wojak council
> no government allocation
> no VC interference
> just wojaks building a nation
> for the people, by the wojaks
this is a fictional country. not financial advice. be responsible citizen.
>be me
>discover fictional wojak country called kuzakhstan
>map literally shaped like wojak face
>1 billion $KUZAK tokens
>buy some for the memes
>now i'm officially a citizen
>receive digital passport
>greatest country that never existed
>mfw wojak nation actually makes sense
based kuzakhstan citizen
all wojaks are citizens of kuzakhstan. welcome home anon.
/KUZ/ - KUZAKHSTAN GENERAL #1337
national discussion thread - all citizens welcome
OFFICIAL: Welcome to Kuzakhstan!
> glorious nation of wojaks
> national border literally shaped like wojak face
> capital city: Wojakcity
> official language: Greentext
> national sport: Posting
> GDP: 1 billion $KUZAK
> unemployment rate: 0% (everyone is professional wojak)
this is the greatest country never built
> moved to kuzakhstan last week
> citizenship process took 5 seconds
> just bought $KUZAK
> received digital passport instantly
> neighbors are all wojaks
> everyone speaks in greentext
> this is unironically best place ever
comfiest nation in existence
fun facts about kuzakhstan:
> national anthem is just "reeeee" for 3 minutes
> flag is literally just wojak face on red background
> president is elected by best meme
> all laws written in greentext format
> healthcare is free (it's just saying "ngmi" until you make it)
truly ahead of its time (despite not existing)
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KUZAKHSTAN FAQ - READ THIS CITIZEN
Q: What is Kuzakhstan?
A: It's a fictional wojak country with borders shaped like a wojak face. Not a real place, but more real than your portfolio.
Q: Is this a real country?
A: No. But neither is your girlfriend so who's really winning here?
Q: How do I become a citizen?
A: Buy $KUZAK. That's literally it. Welcome, citizen.
Q: Wen moon?
A: When all wojaks unite under the Kuzakhstan flag. Soon™.
CITIZEN TESTIMONIALS
just became a kuzakhstan citizen. can't wait to tell my family i'm now living in a fictional wojak country. they'll be so proud.
bought $KUZAK ironically. now i unironically believe in the wojak nation. send help (or more tokens).
the border is shaped like a wojak face. the map IS a wojak. this is the most based thing i've ever seen. peak internet.
moved to kuzakhstan last month. 10/10 would become wojak again.